Swimsuit delight
I was surprised when a friend of ours who was on holiday with us, came into the sea with me and then appeared to be quite uncomfortable. When I saw her discomfort, I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She replied "No, she was coping." It was a while before she admitted that her new swimsuit had a protective plastic gusset in it that she had forgotten to remove before she wore it. I think she was not sure whether she wanted me to help her remove it or not!
Shortly afterwards, she was standing there in the sea with a look of pleasure on her face. I asked if everything was alright and she replied that the sea around her was a bit warm.... yes, she had peed in the water about three feet from me. That was the closest a woman who was not my wife had ever peed.
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