[Saddledrifter]

My wife always wanted a new Class A Motor Home. I didn't care too much for one, because they are like driving a big truck or bus down the road. However, I told her I would buy her a brand new Class A provided that she would only ride topless in it on every trip we went with it. She wanted it very badly and agreed to my condition. I was a little surprised at her willingness, but my bluff was called. So I bought it for her. Sure enough on the first trip she was true to her word. She traveled the entire trip topless as agreed. However, on the second trip, she claimed that she felt that cars could see that she was topless through the oversized windshield. I was almost certain that they could, but I argued that I didn't think so. I said, "At the next pull off I will get out and walk in front of the motor home and take a look. I did, and there it was: a great view of two of the most beautiful, massive and kissable jugs a guy could ever see. I came back and told her a bold faced lie. I said that I couldn't see a thing but her shoulders and head above the dash. Apparently that wasn't enough with a number of drivers continually staring in their rear view mirrors as they passed us. She said, "I don't believe you can't see my boobs in that windshield." I knew that on my driver's side of the motor home the instrument gauge comes up higher on the dash than on my wife's side where the dash is flat with no gauges or rise. I told her that I would pull over and let her see me through the windshield and be assured that no one could see her boobies. I said that all anyone could see on either of us is our shoulders and head. Sure enough, she checked it out, and said that I was correct, and the visibility was blocked that would be low enough to get a view of her jugs. So off we went with her boobies just as visible as ever. I get a kick out of the looks she gets from other drivers and passengers in oncoming cars and trucks, as well as those that we pass or pass us. She does know that the 18-wheelers we pass can see her boobies both front and side, and much of the time she doesn't even bother to cover up. However, it is not consistent one way or the other. Some truckers will honk and lean out the window for a closer look. Most of the time, she pays no attention. However, I enjoy our road trips more than ever with a topless woman riding shotgun beside me. So if you see a topless woman riding in a Class A motor home, go ahead and look until your heart is content, but don't acknowledge for her that you can see those great big ol' boobies.