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Originally Posted by Pedro the Fisherman
Dixler, you are refering to Rule #1 in Pedro's nude beach law.
If the woman is under 25 and drop dead gorgeous, there is only a 30% chance she will take her bikini bottoms off.  With a guy or a group of girls this can get up to 40% possiblities of full nudity  . |
Well, when you think about it, that isn't a bad percentage. Except for:
* What percentage of drop dead gorgeous under 25-year-old women would go to a nude beach in the first place?
* How often do you find a gorgeous young woman at a nude beach? (Jackass seems to do a good job finding them. Maybe he gets lucky or hires others to do the filming?)
If every time you go to the nude beach there are 10 gorgeous women there and 3 go nude, that wouldn't be so bad.
One day--hopefully next year--I'm going to spend an entire summer in Europe. I will be definitely going to Spain. However, my fear is that I am going to get to a nude beach and find nothing but men or 60+ year-old women.
I don't live anywhere near a nude beach. And to be honest, I don't have much desire to go to an American one. The videos I've seen from Florida seem to indicate that they are all tattooed, silicone-enhanced stripper types, of which I have no interest. Plus, I've read that 80% - 90% of the beach users at Haulover are men.
I want to go some place where being naked at the beach is natural, normal, and isn't strictly for perverts or exhibitionists. Women who are desperate for attention make me sick to my stomach. If nude beaches were common, it would probably become more acceptable and less likely to attract weirdos and exhibitionists. But there are not many in the USA, not official ones. And unlike in Europe, unofficial nude beaches are not likely to be tolerated for long.
There is a local lake in the big city 20 miles away from me with a secluded, hard to get to beach where people used to go nude starting back in the 1960s. But the police do patrol it looking for nudes because people read about it on the internet and think it is a place where they can go nude. If they are nude, they get ticketed and are ordered to put some clothes on. So nobody has really gone nude there for years.
I see those Lola L0ves The B3ach (disguised so someone won't find this post or site when searching for the name of the vid) and there are just normal, average women going to the beach with some young, attractive women thrown in. That's the kind of place where I want to go. Where it is natural and normal.
I don't think I'd have much interest in Cap D'Agde. Certainly not if it is over-run with swinger types.