Once in a hotel having forgotten to put the "Do not disturb sign" on the door.
Another time I was not exactly caught "in flagrante" but having just had an enjoyable session with my young PA in my car parked up a quiet country lane I discovered that the rear wheels were firmly embedded in soft mud. You guessed it, it was a RWD car. It was pre cell phones and I had to walk to a farmhouse and ask to use their phone to call a breakdown truck to extricate me. Of course my PA was too frightened to be left alone in the car in the dark and accompanied me. I will always remember the faintly amused look on the farmer's face which was more than matched by that of the driver of the breakdown truck. Five minutes saw the car pulled free but it was hours later before the reddened faces faded. From the looks he was giving my PA I suspect the breakdown driver would have been willing to negotiate an alternative means of payment
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