[Pervomatic]

I was in a coffee shop and there was 3 women with kids at a table nearby. I glanced over just as one of them yanked a big ol tit out and plugged her kid on. She looks up and sees me looking and says "Getting a good look or do you need a picture?" I muttered "b*tch" under my breath and picked up my phone and aimed it at her like I was going to do it. Man, the shit hit the fan like you wouldn't believe. All 3 of them are screaming at me and screaming for the manager and to call the police and so on. A couple of other women started in on me too. They actually DID call the police and after showing them I did not take her picture they let me go and "warned" me. They said if I had taken the picture I would have been arrested! No shit? I told the old lady and her friend about it and they agree the woman was provoking it. Of course they also said I am an asshole for jacking her up by acting like I was going to take a picture. Ah well, a day in the life . . .