More Limericks
There once was a monk from Siberia
Whose morals were most inferior
He did to a nun
What should never be done
And now she's a Mother Superior.
A gay young man from Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, to whom.
There once was a lady named Arden
Who sucked off a man in the garden
He said listen fluff
Do you swallow the stuff?
And she said, gulp, beg your pardon?"
An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said there is one thing I do know
A woman is fine
And a sheep is devine
But a Llama is numero uno.
There was a young barmaid from Crale
On whose tits were tattooed the price of ale
While on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille.
The first man on earth was named Adam
Who complacently toyed with his madam
For on all the earth
There were only two balls
________and he had 'em.
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