SUNDAY CAPTIONS
(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. The oddest pair of Siamese twins you will ever see.
2. "Never use my "Hello Kitty" diaphragm without asking me ever again!"
3. After the appetizer, he removed his pants and showed her the main course.
4. Sheila loved beer so much that a beer belly was a major turn on for her.
5. Dumb Donna's new girlfriend told she wanted to teach her "muff diving."
6. How to know when you're wearing the right cologne.
7. The easy and dangerous way to straight hair.
8. "What's worse than a hurricane? A titty twister!"
9. One local restaurant has found a novel approach to the whole napkin thing.
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