CAPTIONS FOR FUNNY PICTURES
(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. Chelsea is better than a napkin...she is always ready to quickly lap up any spills.
2. "Ungh!...can you...ugh!...help me with these? They're heavy!"
3. This woman is getting the help that the woman in picture #2 wishes she had.
4. Desperate to dry off the bodily fluids from her swinging threesome -before her jealous boyfriend gets home.
5. Julie was so frightened of ghosts her cruel friends didn't have to ruin white sheets to scare her.
6. Easter is obviously a pretty big happy deal for this couple.
7. There is an OCC thread called "Pictures No Woman Would Want Seen." Here's a submission for the male version.
8. Joyce was a savvy call girl...she knew exactly how to the lure oil men to her Texas brothel.
9. Scruffy was the happiest damned lap dog ever...just look at the lap! (That dog is really smiling!)
10. While having a smoke with a pal, Becky enjoys her new plug in butt plug.
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