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Originally Posted by xgranny
I'm fucking my wife in the ass once a week. I like to cum in her ass. And then shoot the video as the sperm poured from her hole. And sometimes I cum in her mouth. I pull out a member from its anus and at once put in a mouth on the tonsils. My wife is 61 years old.
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I feel you because I am a tailgunner from way back. I've probably humped more rumps and banged more buns than Harvey Weinstein. But you have to be very careful when you work the backyard because you never know what could happen. Case in point - last weekend I met a hot broad who had the tightest jeans and the hottest rear I had ever seen. After I bought her 6 shots of tequila, she agreed to go home with me. Once there, I was all over her, pawing and groping at her sweet butt cheeks. I started to unzip her when she said that wasn't a good idea and she would just service me with her mouth. I assumed she meant that she was on her period but since I have a fanny fetish, I didn't care. I just bend them over and go for the keister. So I continued to undress her and she murmured something that sounded like she was trying to poo-poo me. When I pulled down her drawers, I noticed that her buns were all brown and this struck me as odd since she was a white woman. Then I realized that when I thought she was poo-pooing me, she was actually speaking literally. Turns out she had dropped a deuce, pinched a loaf, and squeezed out a log in her pants. Not only was her fanny discolored, but the aroma was less than heavenly too. So I ended up having to hold my nose while I drilled her in the hind end and then I needed a shower to clean off my short arm, which I call baby Lloyd. So the lesson is to be careful out there, there's a lot of craziness in our world.