08-17-2011, 07:57 PM
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Tillie - Maude - Gertrude
These three old ladies and their dogs were
Sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation
when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies,
Stood Right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble,
Couldn't Reach that far.
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