Sam appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce from his wife, Anne.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," Sam says, "I live in a three-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a three-story house?"
Sam answers, "Well Judge, one story is, 'I have a headache,'
and the second story is, 'It's that time of the month,'
and the third story is, 'No, we'll wake the children.'"
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