One of my ex's her world was a different world to mine, her family and friends would stay over. Her house is their house fair enough. I got up one morn absolutely bustin for the bog, toilet door was closed so i rapped on it. 'be out in a minute' came the reply. About a minute later the ex's mate shouted out 'finished' i bounced in expecting to see the ex's mate washing her hands but she wasn't. She had her asshole over the bath scooshing water up her backside and front bottom. 'sorry love you should have shouted, i thought you were her" (my ex).
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