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When I was around 19 or 20, my GF at the time found a small lump on one of my testicles....she got really worried and begged me to check it out. I told her I would make an appointment soon, but being young and careless, I just sort of forgot about it as finals were coming up at the end of the semester. Finals went by and I went home for the break to work at my usual summer gig. A few weeks into summer break, I had to go to the doctors for some reason (I no longer remember what it was for). My doctor at home was the doctor at a local family practice that I had started seeing during high school. She was a cute, slender, Asian doctor, probably in her early to mid 30s (I think she started at the practice right after her residency). At the end of the visit, she asked if there was anything else. I suddenly remembered about the lump on my testicle that my girlfriend found. Immediately, she asked me to remove my shorts and underwear. I was a bit taken back.... I had been seeing her for a few years, but never had to see her for an issue like that. I always assumed that if something along those lines came up, she would defer me to one of the male doctors on the family practice. She sensed my hesitation and reassured me that it was nothing to be embarrassed about and since it could be a potentially serious matter, I should get it checked out right away. I dropped my shorts and boxers, and then she asked which testicle the lump was on. I told her I didn't remember (I really didn't) and she said that she wold inspect both just to be safe anyway. With that...she just reached down, no glove or anything, and started cupping and manipulating my testicles trying to find the lump. I had led a fairly humdrum life up to that point...and sadly, aside from the two long-term girlfriends that I had (one during high school, one during college), she was only the third woman to ever touch my genitals. To my embarrassment, within moments I had an erection to full mast. To make matters worse, she was having trouble finding the lump so the exam went on far longer than I expected it would...the whole time my erection is practically staring her in the face (as she was bent at the hip to closer inspect my testicles). Once again she was easily able to sense my embarrassment, and joked around how I shouldn't worry about it and that's a good sign because its normal and healthy for a young man of my age to become erect during that kind of exam. Well, the testicle exam lasted about ten minutes because she was unable to find the lump... my tensions eased as it went along (my erection didn't though of course). She then told me to be absolutely sure, I had to schedule an ultrasound on my testicles at the local hospital.

A few days pass and I have my appointment for the ultrasound. I had to kill time in the waiting room for almost an hour and a half until finally an older, frumpy looking nurse calls me back. After the experience with my family doctor, my one track mind is thinking that this is not the woman that I want touching my balls. She leads me to the ultrasound room and much to my delight, introduces me to the ultrasound technician...a gorgeous, young blonde, around my age (definitely younger than 25 anyway). She gave me a towel and asked me lay/sit down on the table/chair (I don't know how to explain it...it was almost like a lounge chair). This time, I'm far less embarrassed about the situation as my experience a few days earlier was such a turn on for me. Without her asking, I immediately expose my genitals to her, presenting them for the exam. This time, she was the one who was visibly embarrassed! She turned bright red...I guess she was expecting me to cover it all up with the towel that she gave me as since she didn't need an actual visual on my testicles as she would be watching the screen anyway. I made no effort to do so and just sort of let her do whatever she needed. This time however, there was no massive erection to go with the exam.... I was at half-mast really from the moment I realized that she would be the one doing the exam. However, once she applied the ultrasound gel it was all over...even if my wildest dreams came through that day and she took her clothes off and started going down on me, I wouldn't have been able to get an erection...that gel was FREEZING cold.

Anyway, just thought I would share...it turned out to be nothing by the way. My family doctor couldn't find a lump because there wasn't one. I later realized that my girlfriend was a bit of a hypochondriac and that even included phantom issues with my body in addition to hers. The only thing they found was a benign epididymal cyst which was so small, they were surprised that anyone was able to find it to begin with (I think it just coincidentally happened to be there when they checked with the ultrasound...not that my GF actually found it).