The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day. "Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it? " "Shall I open the window? " "No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves. " "Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution? " "What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work? " "Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about, 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?
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