An 18-year-old girl returns home really late after her first date. Her angry mother asks her where she's been all night. "Mom, I think I am in love!" "What do you mean, it was your first date with this guy!" "Yeah, but I sucked his dick and then he fucked me in the ass." "That's not love, my little one, that's lust. When you first get fucked in the ass and then suck his dick, that's love!"
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