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Originally Posted by edl

What does one thing have to do with the other?

A full bladder + lack of convenient access to a bathroom is what causes squats, with alcohol often acting as a catalyst. How "classy" the girl is dressed has nothing to do with it.

She is wearing the type of dress one wears to a wedding. An open bar, which is often found at weddings, will quickly meet the bladder and alcohol requirements. Make it a large wedding or even better an outdoor wedding set a distance from the restrooms and the final requirement is met.

Trust me it does