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Q: "Do you know the punishment for bigamy?”
A: ” Two Mother-in Laws!”
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A friend and I were watching a film when a character called another a nymphomaniac.
"What's that mean?" she asked.
"It's a female who's addicted to sex," I answered.
"What do they call males who are addicted to sex?" she asked.
"Men."
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Text message between two lovers…

She sends the following message:
My love,
If you're sleeping, send me your dreams
If you're smiling, send me your smile
If you're crying, send me your tears
I love you.

He replied:
I'm in the toilet
What do I send?????????????????????