[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. Biting a lamp while peeing is not a fool proof method for suicide
2. Would rather be a real bunny instead of the Playboy kind.
3. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOUGH!"
4. This isn't funny until you look at the guy in the corner with the sock on his dong. He needs a smaller sock.
5. It is determined by her friends that Jenny wears no panties.
6. Ah, but Molly is a pantie wearer. Just thought you'd all like to know.
7. Monty Python failed to get her off. Now she goes for the real thing.
8. A shy girl, Melissa hated to be photographed in the bath tub.
9. A funny face? Or does that finger go in further than it appears?
10. Nothing worse for a pirate's daughter than waking up from a nap to discover her parrot has been replaced.