[mysticbonds]

As a (male) nurse for over seven years I can honestly tell you that most nurses have a bit of a freak-side to them. The reality is, that in dealing with the human body, waste, urine, blood and the assortment of odors you have to deal with on the job means you can't be altogether "right in the head." Who would WANT to deal with the crap, (real and otherwise,) that a nurse has to manage every shift?

Now, here's the bad news / reality check. The likelihood that you're going to get a blow job or erotic sponge bath from your nurse is extremely low...like winning the lottery low... no nurse is going to risk her job to get someone off.

That said, the last hospital I worked at terminated a nurse for giving her boyfriend a blow job in the parking lot that was caught on security cameras. Several of the nurses I worked with were very open about being swingers. Speaking of sex...they do... a lot! Barely a shift went by where someone didn't bring up a sexual topic.

Now, if you want to work in a profession where you're likely to get laid a lot, then by all means, become a male nurse. Straight, halfway decent men that don't act like complete dogs are like fresh meat to nurses. But your skin better be thick because they'll put you through enough verbal abuse to challenge a drill sergeant.

In nursing school alone I had countless opportunities but I held back until graduation, picked a classmate that was wearing leopard print panties under her graduation dress and ravished her from head to toe. Within six months of that little escapade I met my current wife, (not a nurse,) and had two kids. That put an end to all the big fun. There's still a good time here and there, but if you want great sex, hookup with a nurse!