BBQ Tales
Pam
High Speed BBQ
Sat May 26, 2007 14:03
62.254.64.12
I had been invited to a BBQ at Pam's. Nothing unusual in that. In as been very warm here this last week and the BBQ was an impromptu thing. It wasn't long before we had all had enough wine to make the conversation turn adult. It was normally in these situations you could rely on Pam for a few tales. On this occasion she was joined by two cabin crew friends.
One friend mentioned a disastrous BBQ that they had had at a stop over. Pam hid her face along with the other friend present. Well once we knew that their was a story out there we where not going to let up.
Pam and the crew had been invited to a BBQ by another crew. The girls had all changed into bikini's and the men into trunks. The drink flowed having more than 24 hours to fly time. At some point into crew rivalry reared its ugly head.
Well a bet was made on departure speed, plus flight time, plus turn around and re-turn around. I won't bore you with details.
The next day sober the crew was sat on the flight deck having just taken off and done the rounds. The captain (female) was working out the terms of the bet and what they reckoned they'd have to do to win the other crew. Pam's flight believed they where just ahead at this stage. They landed at the destination and this was where time could be saved or lost. The cabin crew had to disembark the plane, clean the cabin with ground crew help, reset the stocks and prep for flight. Normally this could take about an hour.
Well the crew put there hearts into it and some leg. That is flashing ground crew for extra attention. They where ready for flight in 45 minutes and the captain had been working on getting them a spare slot. So just embarkation of the new passengers. This was done methodically with much more pushy customer services. Soon they where in the air and chatting about how they could do better at the next turn around.
They had everything ready on landing for a quick turn around. The captain had ground crew ready for refuelling. Even quicker 40 minutes then they where in the air again after some smart taxi work that saved them a good few minutes. They reached the UK and disembarked the passengers and put the plane to bed.
They worked out their results and had them confirmed by the appointed impartial observer.
3,389 miles Flight time 5 Hours 47 Minutes. Total shift time 13 hours 22 minutes. Turn around 85 minutes.
They met up with the other crew as arranged. The umpire the local Mr fix-it for the crews had the results of the other crew. Miles 2.901. Flight time 4 Hours 36 minutes. Total shift time 11 hours 57 minutes. Turn around time 76 minutes.
Now they had to be a correction for the fact that they where flying to different UK ports. So the corrected figures where as follows.
Pam's flight 586 per hour. Others 630 per hour.
Pam's shift speed 253 miles per hour. Others 243 miles per hour.
Well resounding defeat for Pam's flight. The age was quite complicated. It was one forfeit for full crew for each segment win. So that was three forfeits. Then their was one forfeit per each individual crew for every 10 miles per hour difference so that meant five.
Well the other crew where delighted of course and decided not to spare Pam's team especially since they had a female captain.
First task was reasonable even if the first officer got off lightly. They all head off into town. The female captain and the four female cabin crew minus bra's and panties. They where only allowed a summer short cocktail dress. This led to a few near embarrassments on the dance floor especially when the other male captain was trying to flick the female captains dress.
They arrived back at the crew hotel and congregated around the pool. It wasn't long before they where issued their next collective forfeit. The crew had Pam's crew lined up in a line. They attached a flight pin to one of the other girls dresses. They had to pass the pin along the line without touching it or unpinning it. If you haven't worked it out the only way to do this was to pas the dress along the line. Not just any hold how. The first girl would have to take it off. The next girl would then have to take her dress off, They could then swap dresses. The receiving girl could put the pin dress on then the hand over girl could dress. Once both where dressed the dress could be passed again. The girls could not move from their spot but could face any direction when nude except at the point of passing the dress they had to face front.
The line sequence was a 23 year old newly joined crew, then the purser around 38 years old, then Pam (27 at time), then the other girl at the party 21, then first officer 32, and female captain 40 but in very good shape by all the girls accounts.
The young girl was a little bashful but she soon turned her back and slipped off the dress. her bare bottom coming into view. The purser then removed hers, showing her bush and boobs briefly before covering her bits and pieces best she could. The new girl then sheepishly turned around, puling the dress in front of her and passed the dress, covering best she could, but the excited crowd saw something. She then turned back cover her bare bottom with the dress. The purser then dressed once more revealing her bush and boobs for much long struggling to put the dress on. In was small on her. Then the newbie dressed revealing her bum and then turned back around.
Now Pam was much taller and more muscular than the purser. The purser once more to cheers pulled off the dress and stood covering best she could. Pam decided that being very drunk safety was better than valour so turned side on. She pulled up her dress to whistles from the male crew. And a few catty comments from the women. Pam even now as a killer body. Now naked she could swap the dresses. So she quickly turned front showing her breasts but using the dress to cover down below. Dress swapped she turned back giving them a quick flash of bush. She dressed and then turned back waiting for the purser to dress. The dress real was small on Pam and it barely covered her lower areas and her breast where pouring out.
Next Pam had to remove the dress again. She faced the other way this time profiling the other side. She pulled off the dress quite difficult being far to small for her. She then had to wait until the other girl removed hers. She didn't bother to conceal. She just pulled the dress off and then passed it to Pam. Pam received it automatically without being front facing. This incurred a penalty which was for them both to drop the dresses to the ground and stand with hands on head. Pam scowled at this but did it. They then swapped the dresses correctly Pam turning side on. The other girl dressed and then Pam.
Now this girl had to swap with the first officer. He just had to remove his shirt. He struggled into the dress and wore it rather like a tank top. The other girl just stood naked. Through out until she dressed in his shirt.
Next up was the captain. The first officer removed the dress. She was a lot more unsure and turned her back. She pulled off her dress. She quickly turned front and passed the dress but she dropped it. This meant she was stood naked to view and had to bend. Was the dress was in her hand she quickly dressed.
{I will look for the other two parts to this story and post} Siggy
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