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Two men were talking. “My grandson asked me what I did during the Sexual Revolution,” said one.
“And what did you tell him?” asked the other.
“I told him I was captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes.”
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A husband was telling colleagues about his involvement with our local YMCA Indian Guides and Indian Princesses programs. His Indian name was Walking Deer, he told them. Our daughter was Little Fawn, and our son, Running Deer.
"What do you call your wife!" one co-worker asked.
"Yes Dear," he replied.