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Pornocchio: A person who embellishes his or her sexual adventures.

Isak: Did you have a good time with Mirra during holiday?
Emile: Dude! You have no idea! We spent all of our time together and we did things that I never thought possible. It felt like I was living in a porn. There were threesomes, vibrators, and she even did this thing with a horse!
[three days later...]
Isak: Emile, I saw the pictures on your computer! Does the word Pornocchio mean anything to you? It doesn't even look like she let you touch her. And those photos with the horse? She didn't touch him either. Damn shame too.

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There are 50 pictures in the attached ZIP files. Poor Emile doesn't get much action.