[Fox Mulder]

When I was a boy I loved football. I would look at the TV guide in the newspaper every Sunday hoping to find football games. I always saw "To Be Announced" listed several times each Sunday morning. Being a little kid, I didn't know anything about how programming worked and that the channels hadn't decided what they would air by the paper's print time. I thought, since it was on Sunday mornings, that "To Be Announced" was a religious program. "To Be Announced is on five times today! Damn! That's a popular show!