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Your Life Is About To Signs Change...

10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.

9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids and six pallbearers.

6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."

5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie.. "

4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box: ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)

3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.

2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks similar to the ones on old Beverly Hillbillies TV show.

1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.

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