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The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his college class. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told his students, "You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod." What was pretty much the end of learning for that day.
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. "Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa." "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested. Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted. “All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"