[osreb]

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Newlyweds are into their 2nd week of marriage when the wife says to the husband, "I want to set some rules down about sex.,,,

When my hair is nice and perfect, I definitely don't want to have sex!

If my hair is a little messed up and not that perfect, maybe I do and maybe I don't want to have sex.

But when my hair is messed up, I definitely want to have sex."

Husband says, "Okay but I have my rules about sex also....

Every night when I come home from work I will have one can of beer. When I have one can of beer I definitely don't want to have sex.

When I have a couple of beers, maybe I do and maybe I don't want to have sex.

But when I have a six pack or a case of beer, I won't give a crap about your hair..."

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