Definitions of a Bachelor
- One who avoids bride-eyed women.
- One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
- One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.
- One who can get into bed from either side.
- One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
- One who can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
- One who can't be spouse-broken.
- One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.
- One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
- One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.
- One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
- One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!
- One who never makes the same mistake once.
- One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.
- One who when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
- One who when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
- One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.
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