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A fellow evidently under the influence was trying desperately to catch a train back to his suburban home. Three times he got on the wrong train. Each time he was told that he would have to take another train.

When he boarded a fourth train he slumped down in a seat beside a clergyman, whose eyes, ears and nose told him that this new passenger had been drinking too much. He told our besotted friend, "Brother, may I tell you that you are traveling the rough and rocky road to damnation."

To which the drunk replied, "Don't tell me I'm on the wrong fucking train again!"

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A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.

The boy replied that he was going fishing but his Dad told him that he needed to go to church.

The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his Dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.

To which the boy replied, "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."


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