You Can Tell A Gal Who Boozes
About sunrise one morning, after a particularly bubbly evening, on my way home I fell asleep in the gutter. A pig chanced along and lay down beside me.
About that time, a fine society lady walked by, stopped and said: "You can tell a man who boozes by the company that he keeps!"
And with that, the pig got up and walked away.
- Lifted from Johnny Bond's timeless: "You Can Tell A Man Who Boozes"
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