Wife prove how Irish she is on St. Patty's Day
My wife went out drinking on St. Paddy's day. My wife is a petite strawberry blondish redhead. She was out with friends and she was drinking heavily all day long. She had decked herself out in a green t-shirt, black shorts, high green socks, and lots of irish and green accessories.
There had been a parade earily and we were now in a bar that had emptied out significantly, but still had a fair amount of people. I had left to meet some friends of my own and was to meet her back a little later. Apparently, at somepoint, the topic came up of who was more Irish, my wife or another girl. who wasn't readheaded but still freckled and very irish looking. My drunken wife, being a stubborn irish girl, decided to prove she was more irish. She stood up at the table we were around and pulled her shorts down just enough to expose her bright orange bush that she had let grown in honor of St. Paddy's day. She thought nothing of it.
By the end of the night, a bunch of them took cabs back to our house, where I was to meet up with them later on. We invited everyone to stay the night, so no one would have to drive home drunk. As she continued our drinking, my wife was continuously asked to flash it again, particularly by her good friend, who also happened to be the one who battled with her earilier about who was more irish. What better way to solve an Irish problem, then with an Irish solution. Chugging contest. Loser would play a game of beer pong completely bottomless. (a college game, though we are not too far removed, with her being only 25)
Quite fittingly my wife lost. I arrived home soon after to discover my wife in her green t-shirt, tall green socks, green glitter and what not on her, and her bare ass and red bush on display for our 6 guests. It took me a half hour (after her beer pong game was over) to convince her to put something on. She truly felt she was representing St Paddy's day to the fullest.
The next day she was mortified, but eventually figured, half of those people had seen her naked at one point or another anyway, and she would just play it off as being really drunk.
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