[Fox Mulder]

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1. If you are going to serenade a woman, don't sing Frank Zappa's "Yellow Snow." It pisses them off.
2. Do unspeakable "S&M" acts occur between these two...or is it just a hat?
3. OCC's Hardcore Amateur forum is not for the innocent.
4. Pay attention to your surroundings. You might miss something.
5. "Chex Mix" Overdose
6. Women like to light their farts too.
7. "Now you're talking out your ass."
8. When Joe saw this, he knew his girlfriend was about to join the other team.
9. These women might look more intimidating without the girlish cartoon panties.