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- The Bureau of Meteorology forecasts rainstorms so the bride can expect a few good inches overnight.

- Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.

- "The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."

- Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.

- Sorry I cannot be at Wedding... Please send me a photo of Bride and Groom mounted.

- Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.

- Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door.

- Treat him like a flower... grab him by the stalk.

- If you don't want the stork to come, shoot in the air.

- Go for it mate. We all did!

- All the best from Mr. and Mrs. Farkin and all the Farkin kids.

- She offered her honor, He honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

- Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off- Spring next Spring.

- Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route.

- Please remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but its a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

- Travel Agency to Bride: The grooms face leaves at midnight. Be on it.

- Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

- Football coach to bride: If you've tried him in 18 positions and he's still no good, pull him off.

- Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.