oddly enough
i totalled my truck and broke nose and jaw and had a severe concussion and don't remember any of it. When i woke up in the hospital there was this young cute nurse there she did her thing and left so i could talk with my family. Later on when i was alone she talked probably like 45 min funny because she got paid for it. Any way i was just in a gown and had a semi. So i thoght ill sit up with my one leg like a butterfly and let my sclong hang out. Sure enough five minutes later she came in and i had some stupid questions just to keep her there about my iv at the tv and watched her eyes and she kept looking down at my friend haha i just played stupid. That night then she came in around 1030 and just saying the good night to her patience well she came in and goes "oh wow you have some blood on you"? "i should give you a bath before that gets worse". i was like shitting bricks we went in the bathroom and she gave me a sponge bath and what not washing my face and chest then my legs then my butt. Then lastly she began masaging my sclong with the wrag and i just again acted dumb like i had no clue what was going on she f'n scrubbed it for over 5 min then i looked at her and she just smiled and goes"looks like your all clean i'll see your smiling face tomorrow" Then now the shitty part i got dismissed the next morning and ill be damned if i can remember her name maybe i'm just weird but i can't believe i'm the only one who showed a little bit extra for attention to a nurse
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