[Fox Mulder]

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1. This is one of the reasons why, despite high gas prices, no one is in a hurry to take the bus.
2. Ben and Betty were short on condoms- so the clothes stayed on.
3. Women with big bare breasts shall lead-ith thou unto temptation, my son.
4. Penetration has been achieved!
5. Women wondering if my captions will get any funnier.
6. Wanda liked to keep everyone happy.
7. Megan was like an eager puppy at the mention cunnilingus.
8. Meanwhile, back in the burlesque dancer's dressing room in 1954...
9. The family photo of Grandma and Grandpa that won't sit on the kid's mantle.
10. One way to deal with "the wet spot."