[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. I don't know where this picture was taken- which is OK because this girl doesn't look like she knows where she is.
2. "Yup...jush as I shushpected...shilicon implantsh!"
3. "You know, I've always been a big fan of yours..."
4. "Oh I just love my girls! Come to Mama and let me give you a big kiss!" (Julie was very fond of her own breasts)
5. As John tried to drive away, Becky made a silent plea for him to stay. What guy could stay mad?
6. You've heard of wine tasting parties? These gals have a better idea.
7. Lonnie just loved to tease gay men.
8. Felicia was the most prepared street walker around- and she always liked to keep her breath fresh...after.
9. "Yeah..and I'm so horny I've been masturbating all day! Hang on, Betty wants a taste."
10. The universal signal for "I want a facial."