some bad puns
John and Jennifer left the fertility clinic in tears. They were just told that Jennifer could never become pregnant. They would never have the family they both desired so fervently.
Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them. "I think I can help you," he said, handing them a card.
"Why are you masked?" John asked.
"Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card. The doctor will take a scraping from one of your mouths and culture it. In less than a year, we will have your baby for you."
"This is the answer to our prayers!" Jennifer exclaimed. Then she turned to thank the stranger but he was gone. "Who was that masked man?" she asked her husband.
John answered, "That was the Clone Arranger."
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Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.
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The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree was honored until there were so many bengal tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.
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