[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)

1. Joni always liked to be on hand for the last few shakes.
2. "Help! the aliens are getting away with our ovaries!"
3. Jerry was so very glad that he found that bottle on the highway with the Genie in it. (Wish granted!)
4. "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer her clitoris...I'd hammer her clitoris all over this land."
5. If you could get past the view, Cross Eyed Mary gave excellent blow jobs.
6. Jamie tried not to laugh as Nathan took his pants off
7. This dog doesn't seem all that happy considering his surroundings.
8. This dog gets the bone. We get the boner.
9 Back from the gang bang, Rita was singing "I'm going to wash those men right outta my hair."
10. "Guh ha! Yuk! Yuk! Uh...your name is Sandy...so here's some sand!" (Why dating nerds can be annoying)