[Fox Mulder]

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1. "Uh Tina...I'm new at this too, but I think you need to take off my panties first."
2. How about a workout where you drop a pants size in one session?
3. "Ass...it's what's for dinner."
4. Ronald McDonald's bisexual orgy...He'll do anything to sell more burgers.
5. Donna, who was raised by dogs, was always happy to see her cowgirl girlfriend come home from the plains.
6. She wants you to notice her toy sword, but you are looking at her polka dot panties...aren't you?
7. Anyone remember that odd TV show from the 60's called "The Prisoner?"
8. "Ha ha, Julie...ha ha...you'll never make it on the red carpet if you can't negotiate the gray one!"
9. Penny gives an out of town-er directions to the nearest virgin sacrifice.
10. When Britney and Paris stay at home, the Paparazzi practice their "up-skirts" on unsuspecting anonymous women.