[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom)
1. "Yeah...I'd like a Big Mac and fries...and...what are you staring at?"
2. The "Ass Bite" is the latest craze on the dance floor.
3. I'm not sure what's going on here, but it appears to be for the good of the country- and us.
4. I wish I could say I wore these women out...but I think it was just the tequila.
5. The sight of a nice firm ass always makes Cassie drool.
6. "OK...that's a real cute shot," said the photographer "But lean over juuuust a little more" (How up skirts are done)
7. The only thing I like about cell phones and other hand held devices is that they are distracting.
8. The bungee jump was a exhilarating experience for Helen. Her cleavage is an exhilarating experience for us.
9. Such an elegant wardrobe malfunction...
10. The Power Wedgie: This is the face a woman makes when her clitoris is being driven up into her navel.