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Originally Posted by Ren Hoek
The nurse who interviewed my wife said "How long has it been since you last had sexual intercourse?" I am not making this up....my wife looked at me and said "What time is it now?". The nurse said "Nevermind"
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The first time I ever had sex was with a 20 yr old gal that already had a 5 yr old kid.
We were both drunk, I was pretty hard and excited, I had a condom, she watched me put it on, then right before I slipped my cock into her I took the condom off, I wanted to blow my load inside her.
Keeping in mind this was my first time, she was unbelievably tight, I came on the first pump, I wasn't even inside of her ten seconds.
She then got REAL pissed: 'WHAT did you do?' (I came in you), 'Where is the condom? (it came off), 'You know i'm not on the pill, today is the worst possible day of the month for me, you probably just knocked me up...I only did this because I was super-horny and you had condoms' (sorry).
What was really odd is we repeated this the very next night, I popped my load in her again, and she repeated the same spiel. I didn't knock her up then, either. That was the last time with her, two total, she moved a couple of months later. She lived across the street from me with her mom and her 5 yr old. Before she moved her 32 yr old aunt moved in with them for a few months, I blew my load in her once, too.
Well, I didn't knock anyone up, and that was as close I ever came to having a kid, that was 35 years ago.
So what's my point?
I envy the guys attached to the chicks in this thread.