A survey asked women:
"What would you do if you woke up and had a penis?"
Here are some of their responses:
- I would walk around and prod my husband all night long with it, whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.
- I would write my name in the snow.
- I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say, 'Where is my raise?'
- I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him and tell him to roll over and try something new.
- I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
- I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
- I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.
- I would measure it both ways.
- Pee off of a tall building.
- I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed.
- I would treat women better with it.
- I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.
- Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.
- Pin my husband down and slap him in the face with it.
- I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot.
- Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to see what was the best.
- Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.
- See how many donuts I could carry with it.
- Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes!
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