Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
A creature was stirring
And it wasn't no mouse
She wore little clothing
Like she was going to bed
She had an elf's stocking
On top of her head
She shook and she giggled
Like she had not a care
Then lowered her bra straps
As if on a dare
She unclasped the middle
And did a small turn
We all stared so much
Our eyes they did burn
We thought we'd see more
But were right out of luck
For when the clip ended
We shouted "WTF!"
We cursed and we cussed
And made rude retorts
While this video was great
It was way, waaaay too short
