[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom.) (If there are any actual Italians in this post it's a coincidence)

1. When you're training to be an Olympic high jumper, you just can't get into bed like other people.
2. She just found out that Johnny Depp isn't a real pirate.
3. How can we tell a piercing from a doctor removing a foreign object? The Adidas cap is a pretty good clue.
4. The first real test of the lesbian proof "Chastity pantie" (Another fine Kevlar product)
5. As an Olympic event, gymnastic breast sucking has potential.
6. Molly wanted to be in my "Bed Bath And Beyond" thread- but just realized she forgot the towels.
7. You only think she's flexing her muscle...actually she has an angry hornet in her fist.
8. "What? Someone ate the last one? Who could have done such a thing?"
9. An alternative to lipo-suction.
10. "Are you looking at me and masturbating?"