[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right, top to bottom) (7+8 and 9+10 read together.)

1. Scotty was torn. "One bite and I'll win the admiration of canines everywhere -but it will make me a bad dog."
2. The first attempt to flip over the bird.
3. Tongue Tied Tina would need lots of practice before she could put the real thing in her mouth.
4. Having drunk the mariachi band under the table, the girls added insult to injury by stealing their sombreros.
5. The act that got the company's Information Technology specialist fired.
6. In the next moment laser beams shot of her nipples, killing the photographer. Aliens hate being photographed.
7. When she was around Jerry, Kelly felt like such a happy go lucky radical trend setter...
8....but when she was alone, Kelly had her doubts about poking four inch steel thingies into her face.
9. "Aaaah! No, puppy! Stop puppy! Aaaah! Ouch! Aaaah!" (Obviously, this woman isn't very smart around puppies)
10. ...This one is.