She was a very patriotic prostitute. She charged only $17.76, but she did it only with minutemen.
Mrs. Grayson was taking care of some correspondence when her precocious six-year-old daughter ran in and tugged at her sleeve. "Mommy, can I have a baby?" "Of course not, dear," her mother replied, without missing a keystroke. "Are you sure?" the little girl persisted. "Very sure. Now run along, dear" As she ran to rejoin her playmates in the yard, the child called out, "OK, fèllas, same game!"
The Dean of an all-women Christian college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A somewhat less-than-virginal-looking student in the back of the room rose to ask a question of her own: "How do you make it last an hour?"
A woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator. The pharmacist gestured with his index finger and said, "Come this way." The woman replied, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator!"
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