[Fox Mulder]

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1. Ever have a dream that you're running naked on a European street in the rain? Welcome to Elke's world.
2. After all the rain, Veronica wanted to get some sun on her melons.
3. A member of the FBI's witness protection facial program.
4. "I earned every wicked b*tchin' string of beads left in New Orleans!" bragged Boston coed "Fiona Flash."
5. When Josh asked his girlfriend if she would do it doggy style, he didn't expect her to make it a life-style.
6. Mai-Li would never wash her skirt in bacon scented detergent again.
7. Nina and Lynn gave such powerful blow jobs that officials sought their help to clean up the Gulf Coast oil spill.
8. The best present Joe ever found beneath his Christmas tree.
9. No one liked to dance with Darcy...she was...well...dangerous.
10. Suddenly from out of the crowd- Super Streaker flew in and interrupted the volleyball game.