[Fox Mulder]

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1. With cruel friends like Jenny has, falling asleep with a party going on in the house wasn't exactly a wise idea.
2. Crack FBI agents preparing to go undercover as lesbians. This "dry run" practice will be invaluable later.
3. Angela learns that the rumors are true: If you spread Andrea's pussy open, her clitoris will tell hilarious jokes.
4. If this was a mirror, what terrible bit of information would you have just learned about yourself?
5. Gina told her friends later: "Talk about wardrobe malfunctions! Have I got a story for you!"
6. Supergirl's little girlfriends went into a screaming panic every time she tried to fly drunk.
7. These are not the sort of girls you really want to bring home to meet your mother.
8. After falling asleep while tanning, Dana awoke to see that Mrs. Abernathy had fallen and couldn't get up.
9. None of the other girls liked to do "the bump" with Megan. She was just too damned rough.
10. Pretty petite posers providing pink polka-dot pantie performances.