There once was a woman from Latch,
Who jacked herself off with a match.
She got so excited,
The damn thing ignited,
And burnt all the hair off her sn*tch.
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
How come I can have sex with a woman for free, and it's legal. In order to get her to have sex with me, I can buy her drinks and dinner, and it still remains legal. However, if I pay a woman to have sex with me, it becomes illegal. But, if I pay a woman to have sex with me on camera, and distribute copies for it for profit, it suddenly becomes legal again.
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