A guy walks into a bar with a cat and an ostrich.The guy buys a drink for himself ,one for the cat and one for the ostrich. The ostrich then buys the drinks, however when it comes to the cats turn it simply gets up and walks out.
The barman looks at the guy and asks what was going on, the guy sighed and said "It's all my fault, I must have rubbed the genie up the wrong way, I wished for a long legged bird with a tight pussy"
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