[Fox Mulder]

(Remember, captions read left to right, top to bottom!)
1. Innocent Connie's boyfriend told her he wanted to "use her mouth like a pussy." She was a jewel, that Connie!
2. "Someone's never slept with another woman before...has she?"
3. Elvira almost nailed the job as the peanut butter cup spokeswoman...but her old facial twitch returned again.
4. Installing deck fans on his luxury cruise ship was one of Captain Voyeur's greatest ideas.
5. The bull fighter's girlfriend knew exactly how to get his attention at the beach. "Toro! Toro!"
6. Need a locked door open? Blonds make great battering rams!
7. "Can you believe that dude with his legs spread and his balls peeking out from his shorts? I'm taking a picture!"
8. The cute "heads together" photo was spoiled when Sara's little brother brought his pet snake into the room.
9. You've heard of chastity belts? Well, Cock Loving Keisha's boyfriend had a solution for her oral infidelity.
10. This couple just found their picture on an amateur Internet porn forum.